Sherri
Hometown:  Long Beach, California
Age: 23
Stats:  5’4”, 115lbs, 34B-25-34

If the U.S. was on the brink of nuclear disaster and the only way it could be averted was for you to sleep with the enemy’s leader, would you make him enjoy it?
Yes he’d enjoy it; because it was with me!

Why are you the ultimate girlfriend?
Well I’m pretty hot and I know how to take care of my man. And I like to pay GTA4 and I’m very competitive at it!

What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?
If I were a fly I would be all around you, because you’re the shit.

What are guys supposed to say when you ask “Do I look fat in this?”
“Your ass does”. Because I like having a big ass so I accept that… hah!

What’s the worst trouble you’ve ever gotten into?
I got arrested for indecent exposure flashing guys during Spring Break!

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No.