Sorry Tiger—your wife may be hot but how is she at doing Borat impressions? Yeah, that’s what we thought. Tee off with golf phenom Will MacKenzie’s stunning girlfriend Alli Spencer as she talks golf stalkers, casinos and Canadian porn.

We hear that you like to walk around your house naked. Let’s talk a whole lot about that.
Yes, I do. I live with Will in south Florida and, I don’t know, I just don’t like clothes. I don’t like underwear—I never wear them. The townhouse is pretty close quarters, but most people that live around us are old, so we don’t have any peeping toms—that we know of!

How did you meet your boyfriend, pro-golfer Will MacKenzie?
I was finishing up college and working at a golf course in Memphis where he happened to be playing in a tournament. Even though Will was cute, I wasn’t going to give him the time of day because I didn’t trust athletes. I figured they probably have girls in every city. But he came up to me and asked what I was doing Saturday night. He said his agent had tickets to a Trick Pony concert, which is a country band that I love. I was like, “Oh yeah! I can’t say no to that one.” So a couple of my friends and a couple of his friends went and we ended up hanging out until 4:30 in the morning.

Considering that golf is full of fat old men wearing too much plaid, Will must be a hot commodity amongst the female fans. Do you have to beat girls away with a 9-iron?
They’re usually wearing a dress or skirt and they look cute, but they’re way overdressed. A lot of them will lurk around with the kids waiting for autographs after the round. One time, a girl asked Will, “So what are you doing later?” right in front of me! He said, “I don’t know, but you can ask my girlfriend.” Good answer, buddy!

Hockey calls groupies like that “puck bunnies.” What’s the preferred golf terminology?
Straight up “pro hos.”

Golfers are a superstitious bunch. Does Will go six weeks without brushing his teeth or changing his underwear?
Oh yeah. As far as clothing goes, if he plays badly wearing a certain shirt, he doesn’t ever wear it again. And in every city, we get a courtesy car, which are numbered. He won’t drive a car that’s numbered in the 80s, because that’s a bad round of golf, shooting 80, 81 or 82. It either has to be a really low number or a really high one or he won’t drive it. Also, he only plays with certain numbered golf balls—he won’t play with odd numbered balls, only twos and fours.

Is that pretty mild compared to other golfers?
They’re really weird. Camilo [Villegas], a friend of ours, played really well the other day, enough to tie with the leader. Then it got too dark for them to finish their round so they had to restart the next morning. He wore the exact same socks, pants, underwear and shirt—everything he had on the day before because he thought it would bring him luck. Unfortunately, it didn’t.