Sorry Paris, you’re no longer the hottest girl to see the inside of a prison cell. FHM Online finds the stunning Rachelle guilty of breaking hearts and distracting us during crucial UFC matches. Join us as we play prisoner with the sizzling Octagon Girl turned UFC All Access show host!

You look like a good girl but we’re willing to bet you have a wild streak. Have you ever been in jail before?
Yes, my friend works in a jail so I’ve toured one before. I’ve seen the miserable life of prison—but only from the outside. I’m a good girl!

What crime are you most likely to be guilty of?
Probably not paying a ticket. I think I have a few outstanding ones, to be honest with you.

How do you punish a bad boy?
I’m Sicilian so let’s just say I can be quite “outspoken” sometimes. We Italians can get pretty loud and angry.

Do you like wearing leather?
I’m open minded. The whips and patent leather isn’t something I’d put on in the bedroom but for this shoot it was kind of awesome. But I do have a good pair of leather rock ‘n’ roll pants!

How excited were you to pose for FHM Online?
Everyone knows that FHM girls are the hottest around, so I knew it was going to be a sexy shoot!

What’s the no-fail way for a guy to approach you?
Just strike up a conversation and be yourself. And there’s nothing wrong with telling a girl she’s pretty! But you might want to phrase it better than “Damn, you’re hot!”

You once hosted a show on Spike TV to find the hottest bartender in New York city. When a guy orders a Flirtini versus a Guinness, what does that say to you?
Some people really read into stuff like that, but it never says anything to me. I think that if you like a drink, go for it. A lot of guys have egos about their cocktails and I think that’s ridiculous.

Working with the UFC, you must go for jocks, right?
I’m most interested in guys who are ambitious and driven. I’m very attracted to people who are goal-oriented. As far as the little things go, I don’t have a preference for looks. I really do fall for personality and when you care about somebody, everything they do is attractive. You even find their faults to be attractive.

So you’re saying you don’t mind if a guy farts around you?
Um no. I do prefer manners. Don’t get me wrong, everyone is human, but I’m not interested in that! People mistake rudeness for intimacy and they’re not the same thing. But when you’re in love with somebody, not a lot grosses you out.

After spending all day in jail for this shoot, would you rather be in prison or fight in the UFC?
Definitely the UFC! I can’t stay cooped up—I’d rather be in the Octagon. Even if it means I get my butt whupped, at least I’m getting some exercise!

What do you love most about working with the UFC?
It’s the most extreme sport and I really respect it. I’ve really gotten into it and I love everything about it. I’m very blessed—I’m doing everything I ever dreamed of. 

When you were in Iraq for a USO tour, you got your hands on some pretty big guns. What did you shoot?
An M9-Berretta, it was awesome! And I fired an M-60 rifle, fully automatic—so cool! I love firing guns. Going out to the shooting range is one of my favorite ways to get out aggression. I love to shoot like a .45 or a 9 millimeter—it has a little less kick, which is good for a girl.

How did your love affair with weaponry start?
When I was 15, I was interested in becoming a police officer. I really wanted to get into undercover work, and I hit a point during high school where I wanted to focus on my career. So I graduated early and then ended up switching to paramedic training and I modeled on the side. Next thing I knew, modeling became what I really wanted to do.

Rachelle, you’re a lot tougher than you look! Does anything scare you?
No spiders for me! They freak me out. I’m a tomboy but put a bug in front of me and you’ll see the girl in me come out.  People think I’m a tough girl, but if you put a bee around me I run like a wuss. I can’t defend myself!

That’s what a man is for.
Exactly. What would girls do without guys?

Catch Rachelle hosting UFC All Access which airs the week before a UFC Pay-Per-View event, including the upcoming UFC73: Stacked on July 7.