Get tucked in with Jenny's favorite fairy-tale fantasies

Goldilocks
“Dressing up like Goldilocks is hot. I should know: I’ve done it. I love being naughty but looking sweet—it’s the Catholic schoolgirl in me. What’s hotter: me going down on you dressed as a vampire or while I’m looking up at you wearing cute pigtails? If you want your girl to dress as Goldilocks, wait for Halloween, then suggest you go as a pair—you as a bear, she in totally hot knee-high socks and innocent curls.”



Cinderella
“Every girl is waiting for her Prince Charming, and I’m no different. Nothing compares to the feeling of looking into a guy’s eyes and seeing real love, instead of only lust—I want someone who loves me for me and not only for my incredible-tasting honey pot. I also love how Cinderella came from nothing and rose to greatness. Where I grew up in Chicago was kind of lower middle class. All the rich girls at my school tried to beat me up. Now when I go home, I order burgers from those 300-pound, red-headed monsters at the drive-through.”



Rapunzel
“Pull your woman’s hair correctly during sex, and her nerve endings will go nuts. Get it wrong and she’ll kick you off the bed. Here’s the key: The more hair you hold, the better. Don’t yank us; be slow and sensual. Pull her head to the side instead of pulling it back – we need to breathe to feel sexy as a girl stopping to file her nails while she’s blowing you.”



Little Bo Peep
“I love being naughty and so does Little Bo Peep. She pretends she’s innocent, but she hangs out with sheep and grinds up and down on that portable stripper pole of hers. If I had a staff, I’d be rubbing on it all day long too—after all, there’s nothing wrong with long and hard. That’s why I never travel without sex toys. I pack them in my checked luggage because my carry-on always gets searched. Having your underwear handled is irritating, but having your vibrator picked at is unacceptable.”



Little Red Riding Hood
“There’s not a woman alive who doesn’t want to say, ‘Devour me like a big bad wolf,’ so get working on your teeth technique. Men don’t chew enough. I’m not talking about chomping on your girl’s bologna, either. If you want to get her wet, gently gnaw on her hip for 10 minutes. Don’t bite—glide your teeth over the skin and nibble. Get creative with where you chew, too. My favorite? Having my butt squeezed and gnawed at the same time.”



The Queen of Hearts
“Guys who want to date me think I’m a ball-buster. The truth is if you’re a powerful man who makes me feel like a queen, I’ll drop to my knees and give you some regal head. I never want to feel better than my man. I’m more vulnerable and mushier than you’d think—I want to be held by my king. All women do. Except Oprah. She’d be comfortable on her own.”