Megan Fox wearing virtually nothing
GREAT NEWS. Megan Fox’s naked body will be replacing Victoria Beckham's naked body as the flesh that Armani underwear sits on in the adverts that try and make you want to buy it. This means that there will be enormous pictures of Megan Fox wearing Armani underwear on the sides of roads everywhere. We don’t know exactly when this is going to happen, but when it does we promise to die of joy.
And no, we don't care that soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo will be playing the man-role. All you need to know about him is that he shared a bed with this lady and she dished the dirt to FHM.