Eurovision spotlight on Germany
Listen to the song. Go on. The whole song. It's painful. But no, we haven't gone mad. We genuinely think this will be one of the hottest acts on stage this year. The reason's simple. Germany realize that their song's terrible (unsurprising given that David Hasselhof is one of the all-time top selling artists in Germany) and have enlisted the help of a certain Dita von Teese. Yes, the burlesque beauty will be performing on stage during their show, ensuring camera time is focused on Dita's shapely curves and not the idiot with the mic. Sehr gut mein Führer.
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